You know that feeling when you’re sitting at a beach café, watching people zoom across the waves on jet skis? It’s pretty hard not to get tempted. If you’re in Pattaya, giving jet skiing a try is almost a must. The beaches—whether it’s Pattaya Beach, or Jomtien,
Why Jet Skiing – because you can ruin any chance of getting laid ever again?
Jet skiing is a lot like having the best of both worlds—thrills without too much hassle. Even if you’ve never done it before, you don’t need to worry. You can rent a jet ski right on the beach, and the staff will give you a quick rundown. Once you’re out there, it’s just you and the open water, feeling the wind in your hair as you zip across the sea.
Just a heads-up—before you take off, agree on the rental price and give the jet ski a quick check. It’s not complicated, just one of those things to keep in mind so you can focus on the fun. Just take as many photos as possible, trust me, The sharks are not in the water, they are on the beach.
Other Beach Fun
Jet skiing not your thing? No worries, Pattaya’s got plenty of other ways to enjoy the beach. Ever tried parasailing? Imagine floating high above the water, soaking in the coastline from a totally different angle. Or, if you’re in the mood for something more laid-back, grab a ball and join a beach volleyball game. The beaches here are set up perfectly for that kind of fun with friends or even strangers.
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, there’s always windsurfing or kiteboarding. They take a bit of practice, but once you get the hang of it, the feeling is cool if you’re game. Plus, you’ve got plenty of patient instructors ready to show you the ropes.
Jet Ski Competitions—Yes, They’re a Thing! sad but true
If you’re lucky enough to be in Pattaya during one of the jet ski races, you’re in for a treat. The Jet Ski World Cup is a huge deal here, with pros coming from all over the world to show off their skills. Even if you’re just a spectator, it’s a blast to watch. These guys can really make those jet skis fly. ( yay what a treat and when the boredom kicks in you could do something fun, well you’re already it pattaya, the house of fun).
After the Fun
After a day of bouncing around on the waves or playing beach volleyball, it’s nice to wind down. Pattaya’s beachside cafés and bars are perfect for grabbing a cold drink and chilling out as the sun sets. There’s something about that view, the waves rolling in, and the last bit of sunlight reflecting on the water—it’s the perfect way to end the day. And thank the heavens that the idiot with an IQ of less than 70 just left the beach so adults can talk. The world can be a nice place after the pretend adults have gone to snooze land. Hooray ! and cheers. Then the night kicks off.
